My first wife and I went back and visited him. We knew he was having problems so we went back and stayed with him at his little house back there on campus. And Jenny said, “Look at your brother. He’s drooling all over his papers.” And she said, “Bob, you’re ruining those papers. What are those papers?” He said, “test papers.” And she said, “Well, you’re drooling all over them.” He said, “That’s a positive.” She said, “What’s positive about it?” He said, “They know I’ve looked at it!” And he said, “Nobody else can drool like I can.”

John "Jake" Gaudino,
Robert Gaudino's brother